Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Alberta Goes Socialist

People are starting to give up entirely on this country after Alberta has decided to go full socialist on us. We used to think of Alberta as our conservative sister in the country, but now they’ve turned orange, which is really just a shade of commie red. That’s because deep down people aren’t really conservative in that province. It’s just that when things were going well they didn’t have to live at anyone else’s expense and they were afraid of having their money taken away so then they were “independent”. But now that things are a little shakier, they feel it’s okay to live at others’ expenses.

I would say a lot of people bought expensive things like cars and big houses, went to fancy restaurants, etc. and would spend all their money. Now that things aren’t looking so hopeful, they’re afraid and they are running to their government overlords for help like little children.

This is a sad day for Canada.

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