Thursday, June 25, 2015

Climate Change will affect EVERYTHING!

 

So apparently now climate change is a MEDICAL EMERGENCY! Cue the music of doom and gloom! The whole climate change industry reminds me some kind of infomercial for a new innovative product. “This product can do ANYTHING!”

 

“But that’s not all! Order now, and climate change can also be a national security threat and create terrorism!

 

 

I don’t think there are any articles too absurd about climate change that CBC won’t post. What’s next?

Climate change responsible for New York Yankees winning another World Series!

Climate change causing bald men to enjoy hockey well into June!!

 

People accuse “right-wing nut jobs” of coming up with crazy conspiracy theories, but somehow the wacky left-wing theories are considered normal and respectable. Both of these articles are from CBC and the Climate Change – Terrorism link was from Obama. It seems no theory is left unspoken when it comes to Climate Change.

 

 

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